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Shouldn't natural selection eliminate these people.
Heh, heh, heh.
Kids sure are dumb.
Dumbest Drugs Imaginable
It's amazing what people will consume in an effort to get high. Thank God for the media, they're really committed to making sure everyone knows what options are available.
It's amazing what people will consume in an effort to get high. Thank God for the media, they're really commmitted to making sure everyone knows what options are available.
The objective of any social situation is to make everyone else feel dumb and always have the last word. Here are a few issues to discuss at tonight's dinner engagement, and a couple ways you can be a pompous, know-it-all prick when talking about them.
Talking Point: Obama's Asia trip was a disaster!
Anyone who brings this up is probably referring to Monday's Slate article written by Eliot Spitzer. But you don't have the schooling to discuss international politics! Divert attention from the real issue by taking a cheap shot at Spitzer for the prostitution scandal (which I'd estimate is still 2 years away from being stale) by doing something like pretending to confuse Spitzer with Charlie Sheen, then exclaiming "Oh sorry, I can't imagine how I mixed those two up!" to peals of laughter. Fair warning, though, in the wrong crowd this could lead to an earnest discussion of Two and a Half Men.
Talking point: Prince William is marrying a commoner!
Key know-it-all prick info: The notion that British royals are bound to marry other royals is actually false (note the use of the word "actually" here. "Actually" is a really good way to sound like a know-it-all prick). They've been marrying outside their own ranks for years. And thank god, because they were becoming known for their inbreeding. As for any issues the Queen has about the marriage, whip this one out: According to George Bernard Shaw in Pygmalion, "It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him"! Everyone is sure to laugh uproariously at this, and you'll be remembered for the most deftly applied Shaw quote of the season!
OMG We've never seen a dumber animal in all of our lives! This little guy actually thinks he's farting! HA! He should be put to sleep he's so stupid.
Hey, just kidding about putting the dog to sleep. BUT WOULDN'T THAT BE HILARIOUS THOUGH!?!
A couple ventures out onto an icy road at the top of a hill and do the dumbest thing that dumb people can do. They are from England, too. What is wrong with those people?
Audrina Doesn't Look Dumb In The Face Here
Usually, Audrina Partridge looks dumb in the face. But not here. She just looks totally hot, and I as I type this message here with one hand, I can't help but notice that I am going to explode soon.
Optical Illusion: Ames Window
Can you see this optical illusion? We had to watch the entire video just to see the it because we're dumb.
Cats Are Dumb
Why do people always insist that cats are smarter than dogs? A dog would never do this.
The Great Green Energy Quiz
Want to save the world? We first need to see whether or not you're dumb.
Paris Wears Maternity Dress
If she thinks getting off The Pill and getting into baby-making position with a dude from Good Charlotte shows her new found maturity she's got another thing coming (a dumb baby).
Jordan Has Dumb Kids
Adopted, we are assuming. Never the less sharing genetic intelligence. Look at those "slow" eyes.
