Must be in a rush.

Listen for the guy filming, he sums up the scene pretty well.

You gotta admire their spirit, even as they're being blown away.

I guess more was going on, behind those bushes, than imagined?

They're so cute when they're feisty.

Paris kept her promises and immediately opened a shelter for women when she was released from jail. Here you can see her passing out soup to the needy. What a heart of gold!

Lauren Conrad's NHL blog reveals she cares about the Anaheim Ducks and nothing else. She sure is interesting.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

This commercial for Marlboro and the NFL provides a valuable history lesson; it wasn't always Chunky Soup and smiles, it used to be racism, butts, and cartoons. Ah the good ole days.

Duck Hunt says it all in just 8-Bits.

Never did listen to the lyrics other than "Duck Tales, Woo Hoo", guess it all kind of makes sense.

Decent Photoshop or white trash soup kitchen? Hmm Olive Garden sounds really appetizing all of a sudden.

This is Disco Duck's older brother.

All of Europe will kneel before the power of the Webbed Reich.

We totally hate when we mistakenly drink urine instead of soup. They look so similar! Can you tell the difference?