Bush may hate black people, but Kanye West hates any accessory that doesn’t make him look like more of a poser.

Everybody Dance Now! I'm pretty sure the entire continent of Africa is laughing at our president now.

What Would George W. Bush Do? This chart pretty much sums it up.

Why do we love about George W. Bush so much? Because he's our most entertaining president!

Beeping out words is funny. It's even funnier when you do it to un-dirty words! What did Bush just say??

The "George Dubya Tush buttplug fills the void in for the political loved one's on your holiday shopping list!

Dubya is having trouble getting peace in the Middle East, so who does he call? His bestest friend in the whole world: George Bush Junior Jr! Oh yeah, and did we mention Junior Jr. is a cute little puppet?

The Daily Show's Jon Stewart talks about George W. Bush's fatness. Did you know he gained 5 pounds this year? The tragedy!

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.

This week Bush will address the nation, Google loves the communists, Joaquin Phoenix almost dies, Chris Penn does die, and Clay Aiken is gay.

We can no longer laugh when we see something like this. We cry rivers of tears.

See America's Finest President talk like a two-year-old. It's inspirational.

I'm sure he's just fixing a button.

Chicken Hawk or Chicken Whore?

We know that Dubya had a drinking problem, but we didn’t know he was still a drunk.

This week Jessica and Nick call it quits, President Bush gives a hilarious speech and Vince Vaughn is a drunk!

President George W. Bush is trapped when he tries to run away from a reporter. Wimp.

This week Dubya’s poll numbers are in the toilet, Lindsay Lohan wants to get married, Paris’ boytoy crashes a Bentley, and more celeb debauchery.