Join Lindsay as she sings about her disastrous attempt at drying out, to the tune of a beloved Christmas classic.

In theaters 4-25-2008. Harold and Kumar 2, follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.

The Los Angeles Board of Health clearly graded Kelly's ass Grade A.

In America, we have learned to have children without the need to raise them. This board game will further allow us to watch reality while leaving the kids busy!

In theaters 1-25-08. Jerry inadvertently erases all of the videos in his friend's store. In order to keep the store's one loyal customer, an elderly lady with a tenuous grasp on reality, the pair re-create a long line of films including The Lion King, Rush Hour, Ghostbusters, When We Were Kings, Back to the Future, Driving Miss Daisy, and Robocop, putting themselves and their townspeople into it.

Jesus could walk on water, so what? We have yet to see a picture of Jesus performing any miracles while rocking a cool pair of board shorts.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

"Heady gnarly radical waves were like totally catching my bodacious board brah." This surfer will help legitamize the sport of surfing.

A dry erase board + lots of free time + shrooms = awesome moving images.

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

What's better than witnessing a fat kid doing something stupid? Laughing at him!!

He's so nervous to be on camera he dry heaves. Gross, adorable, and bizarre.

You'll never be "board" with this game for the whole family!

This douche thinks he's enough of a karate expert to make videos. He can't even break boards with his face!

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.