These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

It's St. Patrick's Day week and that means it's time to get drunk and play your favorite music puzzle game.

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

Paula Abdul got wasted and then did and interview on live television. Brilliant!!!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.

That famous dumbass Aaron Carter is at it again in this clip from House of Carters.

This stop-motion video of a drunk guy getting owned by his friends is the best example of this type of prank evar! This shall now end the "Drunk Pwned" series of photos. Thank you.

Kelly Clarkson chugging Jack Daniels with a metal band. Oh Kelly"" you're soooo hardcore!!

Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

Goochie gochie goo! Just like Mommy!

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!