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Ladies: Please Take This Man's Virginity

By: LG Staff
November 13 2009, 9:10 AM

 

 

Introducing the lonliest man in the universe. His name is Edward A. Copernicus, and the last girlfriend he had was a special little female crayfish he found in the lake beside his parent's house. He courted her for weeks, and then he pulled out her legs one by one. Why? Because he's probably going to be a serial killer when he grows up and this is just what they do.

 

 

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

 

House of 1000 Muppets

House of 1000 Muppets

If only this were in theaters instead of another installment of Saw.

 

Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?

Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

 

Snipe Drunken Waldo

Snipe Drunken Waldo

Waldo is annoying – and a complete drunk -- that’s why we’ve created a game where you can snipe that bitch where the sun don’t shine.

 

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

 

Celebrity Slaughter House

Celebrity Slaughter House

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

 

Paula Abdul: I'm Not a Drunk

Paula Abdul: I'm Not a Drunk

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

 

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

Jail Bird Bee-yotches

This is the chief! Be on the look out for Paris Hilton and these other jail house vag-havers.

 

What's Your Sexual Fetish?

What's Your Sexual Fetish?

Are you into feet? Stuffed animals? Monkeys? Well take this quiz and we'll tell you what your sexual fetish is!

 

Dog Tosses Salad

Dog Tosses Salad

We always new Chihuahuas were very sexual dogs.

 

Would You Survive A Horror Movie?

Would You Survive A Horror Movie?

Would you survive in a horror movie? Find out by taking this quiz! Last House On The Left Now In Theaters!

 

Bush's White House Invasion

Bush's White House Invasion

George Bush already misses being in the White House with all it's funny gadgets and nuclear buttons. Help Georgy boy find his way back in without getting spotted by Barack Obama's security!

 
 

Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You

Not Gonna Be A Christmas For You

Mrs. Claus sings about how the bad economy is going to ruin Christmas. Santa's house was foreclosed!

 

Drunken Sexual Hangman

Drunken Sexual Hangman

This game is like the real Hang Man, except 100% more horny.

 

No Sleep Till White House

No Sleep Till White House

Hear George W. Bush rap about his victory in his own Beastie Boys-esque way.

 
 

Head Bobbing Kittens

Head Bobbing Kittens

The only kind of kitty that would survive in Reverend Run's house.

 

Mr. Belding: A True Hero

Mr. Belding: A True Hero

Many find it ironic to enjoy Bob Saget, and his post-Full House vulgar humor, but Mr. Belding is the true 90s hero.

 

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