Jewel looks like she has had a boob job, but instead of silicone, the doctor dropped in a large clump of playdoh. Oh well, anything to distract from the teeth.

In theaters 2-26-08. Jessica Alba and Hayden Christensen star in this psychological thriller. While undergoing open-heart surgery, a man's failed anesthetic leaves him completely alert, but paralyzed and unable to tell his doctors.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

Russia is saying these dolls were imported from China to confuse the sexual identity of Russian's youth. On a side note, all of Russia came out of the closet today.

Britney got drunk and topless after shooting a "video". Her assistant arranged for her to make out with an extra. He sold the pictures to pay for the doctor's visit the next day.

These amateur doctors remove a cyst from a guy's neck! WARNING: Really gross!!!

Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.

There are a few rules to keep in mind when going drunken mini-golfing. Only I don't remember 'em 'cause I'm WASTED! Yeeah!!

AP: Curtis Allgier stole a gun from a corrections officer and shot him to death Monday, when the prisoner was at a doctor's appointment in the University of Utah medical center. He was later captured at an Arby's.

This informative film reel will teach you everything you need to know about the DOs and DO NOT DOs of Sexual Harassment.

Nicole is looking dangerously thin again lately, and I've heard through a celebrity "doctor" that her stomach is bloated from malnutrition! O NOOOO!

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

The much-awaited girl-on-girl kiss from The Dirt! Vibe on their sexual tension!

Anand Jon Alexander is currently facing multiple felony counts of rape and sexual assault between October of 2004 and March 5, 2007, involving three alleged victims, the youngest a 15-year-old girl.

Havidol is the first and only treatment for Dysporic Social Attention Consunmption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Ask your doctor!

In everything this doctor does, he gives it his all.