There is something sexual about a man in a nice pair of pumps. Am I the only one who thinks so?

After attending a Kennedy Center gala, the White House realized someone had stolen several yards of curtains from the Oval Office.

Stupid mother nature, always screwing things up. Lets just build the house AROUND the dumb tree and that'll show them whose boss!

This is a new form of sexual role play, known as boy torture. It looks like a blond Xena has taken over a small village of Cambodian farmers.

This English cat waits every morning for his owner to pick him up nearly a mile from the house. No one knows where he goes or why, but every morning he is waiting at the exact same place at 8 am.

Sexual thoughts aside… what's with the blue outfit? There isn't much sexy about screwing a zip lock bag.

Ms. Olsen #1 looks better here than she does during any other given day. The undead look works for you, live it.

Sexy rails outside of a prostitutes house, or Dr Ruth's office? You are not even reading this are you? Pervert.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

"I hate our house kids, lets move out of this run down shat shack. No just leave it, go go go!"

Thank god! Finally a place we can take our families without having to deal with all those damned homos! We will never again have to worry about gay men breaking into our houses and having anal sex in front of our children or us.

Manhattan Mini Storage will not only solve your lack of space issues, but they can also get rid of last weeks drunken "mistake". When stairs aren't an option - Manhattan Mini Storage.

Is it sad when an ad for condoms, depicting a sexual act, physically arouses you? Not that we have that problem...So what are you doing tonight? Please come back…

Mary-Kate Olsen is now starring in Weeds. She once starred in Full House. Here the two characters meet for the first time.

Britney Spears proves that she can leave the house without looking like a Hurricane Katrina victim.

"OK so get this officer, I was chasing a burglar out of my house, right? Then my pants just shot off into the street and he pulled out a gun, I got scared and I..."

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

Russia is saying these dolls were imported from China to confuse the sexual identity of Russian's youth. On a side note, all of Russia came out of the closet today.

Samwell is a dance music "artist" whose sexual preferences tend to lean towards being very, very, very gay. Real gay.

God hated the muffins you sent him; don’t let it happen again or he'll get your house, too.