We love Paula Abdul because she never fails to make us laugh. ...at how drunk she is.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Bill Murray was wasted at this New Orleans bar, and almost got into a fight – until some dude talked him down, and afterwards he bought everybody drinks! What a guy! AWESOME cellphone video!

I say she's drunk.

Bob Clark, the director of "Christmas Story," was killed yesterday morning by a drunk driver. Hollywood mourns.

"The Fox" showed up at her DUI hearing looking as good as she ever has! (And not really that drunk)

The couple that parties together, eventually will have to enter rehab together. Welcome to L.A., Beckhams!!

These two make a fug-fabulous couple! Who's got the flask?

Fergie was TOO DRUNK TO FLY the other day when she tried to board a flight to L.A. from London. They wouldn't let her on, and she was falling over. (We presume she was sober enough when she did this Maxim shoot)

When you're in another galaxy and there's a Wookie in the passenger's seat beside you, don't drive drunk!

It's St. Patrick's Day week and that means it's time to get drunk and play your favorite music puzzle game.

Lindsay was accused of driving drunk by a paparazzi outside a club in NYC recently. EVERYBODY knows she only drinks water! Duh!

DO NOT ACCUSE LOHAN OF DRUNK DRIVING. She will zap you.

Seriously, what followed next makes Madonna's "SEX" book look like a children's story. Hot.

We love drunk soulful singer Amy Winehouse, and her song "Rehab." It's made even better by Britney Spears!!!

TV’s most lovable drunk stumbles onto LG. We compiled Paula’s most recent drunktastic Idol clips into one hilarious video.

Everybody gots to gets drunk. Even Sleepy The Bird.

Paula Abdul got wasted and then did and interview on live television. Brilliant!!!

After "passing out" on New Years Eve, then reportedly going into rehab/detox spa the next day, Britney was recently seen partying hard in Hollywood, once again. Flattering!

Looks like Paris's wonky lazy eye gets kicked into overhaul when she's wasted! These are real before-and-after photos of her recent night out at Teddy's.