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Reason Not To Have Kids #267

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 9:24 AM

Seriously, if your kid is just going to narc you out to their teacher, what good are they anyway? Kids are for tying your shoe laces, grabbing you a beer and that's about it. You shouldn't have to worry about them telling everyone they know that you earn money making it rain for perverts. LiquidGeneration's been making games and animations about boobs and Britney Spears' drunk butt for years, and our nephews still think we sell insurance. Seriously! Every time I come home for Christmas they never ask me how work's going because they feel sorry for me. Anyway, there's just some things your child shouldn't know and your stripper job is one of them. Also: never bring your work home with you.

(via Don Chavez)

 
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Ball Busting Vids Will Make You Impotent

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 09 2009, 3:31 PM

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

 

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

 

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

 

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

 

Finally, these guys are true friends.

 

 

Beer Pong

Beer Pong

Beer Pong is a drinking game that college students have been playing ever since red plastic cups and cheap beer were invented. Now Liquid Generation is bring you all this drunktastic fun in this online game.

 

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

Beer Tapper Gone Wild!

It’s time to put on your Drunk Face and play BEER TAP GONE WILD. You play as a bartender who has to serve beer to the drunken masses at a few Spring Break water holes. Do you have what it takes…TO SERVE BEER?

 

Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern!

Halloween Safety Tips with Jack O. Lantern!

Wanna know how to have the safest Halloween ever? Well Jack O. Lantern can show you and your friends how to be SUPER SAFE during this spooktacular fun day!

 

Intoxicated Boobs

Intoxicated Boobs

These jugs have been drinking all day. It’s time you give them a Breathalyzer test.

 

Drunk Kings Dancers Rule

Drunk Kings Dancers Rule

The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

 

This Guy Is Pretty Drunk

This Guy Is Pretty Drunk

If you're going to get more alcohol, make sure your body can actually handle more alcohol.

 

Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?

Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?

Take the quiz to see if you're going to end up a drunken wreck like Amy Winehouse.

 

WYR: Milk Moustaches

WYR: Milk Moustaches

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

 

Hollywood Drunks

Hollywood Drunks

This edition proves that drunk people are funny to look at. Especially if they’re famous.

 

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Gayheart's a Crotch-Grabber

Rebecca Gayheart and her boyfriend, Dr. McSteamy from Grey's Anatomy, were o vacation on a boat when she felt the need to inspect his all-beef thermometer. And a little boy was only 5 feet away.

 

Snipe Drunken Waldo

Snipe Drunken Waldo

Waldo is annoying – and a complete drunk -- that’s why we’ve created a game where you can snipe that bitch where the sun don’t shine.

 

10 Worst Infomercials Ever

10 Worst Infomercials Ever

This video is best viewed between the hours of 1AM to 5AM, when you're kinda drunk.

 

Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff

Kim Kardashian Drinks Stuff

We don't care if this is just an obvious ad for Pepsi. This is a photo of Kim Kardashian and we're required to post every picture of her.

 

Paula Abdul: I'm Not a Drunk

Paula Abdul: I'm Not a Drunk

Watch this video footage and see for yourself if Paula Abdul is a drunken wreck that needs an intervention. Frankly, we think somebody put tequila in her whiskey.

 

Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson & Jesus H. Christ

Celebrity Phone Tap: Mel Gibson & Jesus H. Christ

You’re Mel Gibson and you’ve been arrested for drunk driving. Who do you call first? Jesus H. Christ that’s who! Hear Mel Gibson try and ask forgiveness from the Song of God himself!

 

Celeb Slutsicles: The Hills

Celeb Slutsicles: The Hills

What happens when a fake fight between LC and Heidi gets nasty? This week we get drunk with the fake cast of The Hills.

 

Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?

Which Celebrity Drunk Are You?

You may not be able to drink like a celebrity but you can sure get drunk like one. Find out which sloshed super star you’re most like.

 

Hulk Smash! Energy Drink

Hulk Smash! Energy Drink

This drink will give you the power of The Incredible Hulk... in bed.

 
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