Babysitting's never easier when the baby is drunk. …Or the size of a full-grown man.

What's your name? "Boob, James Boob." What do you drink? A Boobtini. What kind of automobiles do you drive? Boobs.

Goochie gochie goo! Just like Mommy!

Later this night, Paris Hilton arrested herself for drunk driving.

Joan Rivers shows up to present at an Australian award show, and insults them while drunk. Take that, Mel Gibson!

Short textParis really knows how to dance -- and act like a drunk, pantsless whore!

This live cable-access show features a guy on a treadmill, painting and making blended drinks. He's awesome.

"I know it’s wrong but it tastes so good...”

Oh, grandma gets so silly when she's drunk on her ass. Too bad she's gonna die soon.

Who didn't tell us about the party in the bathroom!?!?!

Check out Jessica Simpson's new music video "Public Affair." It's filled with celebrities and boobs.

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

Watch James Brown in this television interview from a long, long time ago. Is he drunk? Is he high? The only thing that's certain is that he's a crackhead.

Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson are not just a bunch of sluts – they’re a bunch of sluts on popsicle sticks! In this episode, watch them as they’re about to die in an elevator!

Nick is practically suicidal over Jessica Simpson – he’s gonna slit his wrists, then write a horrible song about it. Can you save him?

Watch clips off Paula Abdul acting like a complete drunkard! Yeah!

Everybody’s favorite celebrity sluts are back for another round of slutiness. This time Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid and Jessica Simpson talk about the latest gossip on their cellphones!

These boobs drink lots and lots of Metamucil.

On this St. Patrick’s Day, make sure that you don’t drive drunk – with the Angry Leprechaun. Seriously, this little green midget is cuckoo for Coco Puffs.

This week Michael Douglas lashes out at Bradgenlina, Jessica Simpson is almost preggers, Kanye West is the next Oliver Stone and more!