Justin Long and Drew Barrymore were "caught" frollicking on the beach together. "Caught" as in after numerous calls to the paparazzi they began to pose weirdly on the beach.

Jack McBrayer aka Kenneth the Page, stars in the new Mariah Carey video. BET should see a spike in their Parliament smoking, DayGlo wearing, blogger demographic.

K-Fed is a trained method actor who draws on his experiences of putting Britney down.

This picture was made for Perez Hilton's automated draw splooge around the mouth machine.

If the Simpsons are too clean-looking for you, just imagine what they'd look like if some Mountani Dew-addled Japanese artist drew them!

If you like drawing on yourself so much why don't you get a tattoo you pussy? That stop motion is cool and all but that's a lot of work.

This picture was drawn with one continuous line. Yeah, you're jealous.

Drew Carey wears glasses, doesn't understand Plinko, and won't help control the pet population. The price is wrong, bitch!

This child's drawing is precious and illustrates the bond between a mother and her young. The only problem is that the picture was drawn by her son.

In theaters 2-18-08. Based on the Steven Gould novel, "Jumper" follows a young man from a broken home who discovers that he has the ability to teleport. In his quest for the man he believes is responsible for the death of his mother, the kid draws the attention of the National Security Agency and another youth with the same abilities.

Paris drew a picture for the good folks at TMZ and they almost threw it out because they thought it was from a retarded fan. But then they noticed her spot-on signature, which she no doubt practiced signing for years all over her Trapper Keeper.

Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore recently relaxed *a lot* on the beach, while passing a doobie between them. Shabba!

Mariah Carey's slated to be on the March cover of Playboy. Who got paid more, Mariah, or the photo-retoucher?

Isn't Mariah just darling in her wooly mammoth outfit??

Why settle for real boobies when you can draw your own?