Your car breaks down. Do you push it to the side? Do you have sex on the hood? This sign offers no help.

This week Lou Berk sits down with Britney Spears’ mom, who allegedly had a sexual affair with Kevin Federline.

Paris went to a Playboy party last night dressed like Paris. Jail time can't keep a good slut down.

LG's very own Sir Monkey sat down with some of the cast of the hilarious new movie Hot Rod to ask them a few simple questions. What happened after may blow your mind!

Hello and welcome to whose boobs, the only on-line game that contracted a bad case of boob-orreha down in the ravine.

This week Lou Berk sit down with Lindsay Lohan to discuss her recent arrest! An LG Exclusive!

Soccer Star David Beckham and his hot Spice Wife have settled down state side. Who better to give them a proper American greeting than Philip Norris?

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.

ROBO-BABY MAKES ME SCARED! COMPUTERUS IS SHUTTING DOWN!

Sit down on my lap, sweetie, and we'll talk about whatever pops up. Too late!

A classic upside-down picture: old lady, or young hottie?

Persian bubble-butt babe and sex tape maker extraordinaire Kim Kardashian takes her ass for a walk in some plushy pants. It's like two fat kittens wrestling down there!

Never heard of this boy band before, but there's so much awkward sexuality going on here I don't know where to start. Maybe "interracial gay pedophilia" is a good place.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Maria Menounos got a Hollywood star or something – I don't remember because she wasn't wearing a bra!

Is too windah ovah heer!

Carmen just loves getting down to her skivvies for her fans!

BRB need 2 write it down

Miss USA showed poise in times of hardship when, during the Miss Universe Pageant, she fell on her tush and bounced right back up, as though nothing happened!

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!