What was he expecting?

Eliot Spitzer will go down in history as one of the biggest idiots in politics... ever! And he loves whores.

K-Fed is a trained method actor who draws on his experiences of putting Britney down.

There's a major benefit to horseballs, they help cut down on boredom.

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.

We are the Whoose Boobs shuffling crew! Shuffling on down and doing it for you!

"Running With The Devil" was a weak outline of Eddie Van Halen shredding until DLR got his vocal track down.

Some announcer at the Australian Open got came down with a case of Jungle Fever and began uncomfortably commenting on Williams' "assets".

Bring those 16-0 Patriots fans down a peg by reminding them of their past with this horrific video from the 86 Super Bowl.

That's one small step for sticky man; one giant leap for sticky mankind.

Gold Pills that are guaranteed to improve your "self worth" and make your "down under mouth" produce golden fecal-ness.

In theaters 1-25-08. FBI agent Jennifer Marsh is tasked with hunting down a serial killer who posts images of his victims on the Internet. As time runs out the cat and mouse chase becomes more personal.

What goes down must come up?

Marcus and Julian spent the weekends performing awkwardly gay tricks for the crowds. One day, Julian saw his reflection in a mirror, mid flip, it was all down hill from there.

Building a bridge over a river bed, because you think you're the man? Well Nature came up and just crap slapped you. Sit your ass down!

Ok, the truth is, it's only an art piece floating high in the sky. However, bet there was a bunch of perverts where down there taking pictures of the swollen dong.

What are the chances that a football player would come barreling down the sidelines? Actually pretty good, but the odds of another cameraman catching your "oh crap" face… that’s just gold.

Heidi Klum spent Halloween dressed as a cat, down to the last detail. Sad and lonely furries everywhere climaxed.

Woody Allen has finally opened his own school for girls… lucky bastards.