The Thanksgiving you learned about in school is 100% wrong. Take a look at how the first Thanksgiving really went down, starring everybody’s favorite Leprechaun.

I only pay $3.75 to get pounded down the street.

Note to self: if you think you're coming down with some explosive diarrhea, don't do video shoot in hot tub.

Kirstie wanted to show Oprah up by stripping down to her skivvies. I don't care how well Jenny Craig worked for her, she still makes me uncomfortable.

She was just looking for change after we dropped a quarter down her crack.

Local rockers The Oohlas dropped by the studio for a stripped down version of their international smash hit “Small Parts.:

Awwww! How adorable. He’s coming down from a coke trip.

These two were gunned down in a battle over Cool Ranch Doritos earlier this year.

We'd definetly want to be padded down and searched by this babes. They can even take away our liquids! We just don't care!

If this guy dried to suck down our girl's drink, we'd deliver him a nuckle sandwich.

Food rules this week as Reese is fat, Bush is “Hungary” and Katharine McPhee can’t keep her lunch down.

We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.

Watch this kitty get down with itself right before you're eyes! (Don't watch this if you're horny).

It almost looks like their heads are going to spin off their bodies and explode.

We went down to SXSW and captured live footage from Snow Patrol, We Are Scientists, Metric, Morningwood, The Kooks, The Magic Numbers.

A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!

You’re Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s baby and it’s your job to get down the birth canal as soon as possible. Watch out, Britney’s fetus is gonna make your job very difficult!

Let's see how long you can stare at these celebrities for. We bet you go down like a clown.

Ashlee Simpson's motto: "When you can't sing, hoe dance."

This year will go down in history as having some of the worst movie taglines in the history of film. Yes, we’re picky.