When we want to be a douchebag, we go to a pool party and sit like this, too.

Kanye West, Michael Phelps, Spencer Pratt, Criss Angel and every Douchebag's favorite clothing line Ed Hardy all hang out on New Year's Eve and douche it up!

Heidi, Spencer, & Hulk Hogan all wear Ed Hardy's pseudo-tattoo covered line of clothes, they are also giant douches. Coincidence? We think not.

Cash Warren, you sir are the captain of the douche squad, K-Fed has nothing on you, you openly mock Jessica's pregnant body while the rest of us mourn what you ruined.

Listen to what douche-baggery ensues when two Super Bowl quarterbacks talk to each other on the phone.

This week Britney Spears is knocked up, Tom Cruise is a Mommy, and Carson Daly is still a douche bag.

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

This commercial addresses the dilemma of feminine hygiene and the douche-tastic solutions Massengill will provide. Gotta love the 80s.

At first it looks like this kid is a big old douche bag, but near the end he knocks the other guy to the floor, with some major speed. Wax on, Wax off my friend.

Some douche probably inherited this car from his grandpa, then just *had* to trick it out.

Kanye West and P. Diddy were guests at England's "concert for Diana," where they posed with her son, Prince Harry. Kanye wore douche-bag 80s Pringles sunglasses and Diddy sported the classiest Diana t-shirt he could find in the hamper. Great job, guys.

Everyone knows Rusky Slovak commie meat-heads are a waste of vodka, but these two douches sucker-punch a guy's gal. They get theirs, though!

Creed front-douche Scott Stapp got arrested (again) when he came home high and threw an Orangina bottle at his wife. He also owns a lot of guns.

Douche Gone Wild.

Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!

Jared Leto got fat for his role as John Lennon's killer. Then he got skinny for his roll as rock music killer. Because he's a douche.

This Puerto Rican preacher thinks he's the second coming of Jesus, and his followers are paying him for it! What a douche!

Wow. K-Fed played the West Hollywood Halloween parade. What a douche.

This douche thinks he's enough of a karate expert to make videos. He can't even break boards with his face!

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