I dare you to say one bad thing about this girl.

Everybody ties!

A prank that doubles as a great commercial, who had any idea saran wrap was this strong?

I'll be able to answer phones, get drunk, start wars, and do all the other things boy presidents do, don't worry about it.

The steeplechase would be a nationally televised sporting event if this were guaranteed to happen every night.

Cats with two heads mean twice the feeding times, but double the cuddle. Unless of course it’s a pissy ass cat… then its twice the eye scratching.

This poor guy tattooed his wife and kids on his back only to find out she was cheating on him with a younger man. Maybe you can cover with face up with a kick ass rose!

Bruce Willis spent the weekend enjoying the view. Bruce is more than double his new girlfriends age, one thought… saggy balls.

Scissors For Lefty came by the studio and played us a stripped down version of their hit song “Ghetto Ways.” We dare you to try and get it out of your head. You will fail.

Every celebutard heiress knows that a good pair of panties doubles as a cell phone holder!

She just keeps getting better and better!

How dare a celebrity surgically enhance his/her face for the betterment of his/her image!

He's the foxiest little double-agent on the planet! It's 00!

The SLIP are a trio from Boston and Montreal who sound like there’s at least 6 people in the band. When they were in out studio we kept having to double check and make sure there were only three of them. It’s true. Anyway, they came in and treated us to an acoustic-y rendition of their single called “Children of December.”

Newscasters are prime targets for juvenile pranks. Guess who's getting hit with a double-whammy!

Those money-hungry parking garages are getting really tight with their spaces! Hey-o!

Send your friends and family a New Years Eve e-card that doubles as a warning not to get drunk and knocked up in the New Year.