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Tiger Woods' 7th Mistress Is A Famous Actress

By: Slippy Jenkins
December 07 2009, 9:31 AM

 

Well, a famous porn actress according to US Weekly. Holly Sampson to be exact. She's of the MILF variety, too. Everybody who watches this stuff knows that MILF porn stars are the bottom-of-the-barrel porn stars. They are the ones who are usually meth addicts. What's the deal with Tiger Woods? He's a billionaire. He should be dating Victoria Secret models and Donald Trump's leftovers, not professional skanks.

 

Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

Carrie Prejean Is A Free Woman

Donald Trump just pardoned Miss California for being a homophobe and appearing nude in photos. We don't care whether she's Satan or Charles Manson, just keep on taking photos like these.

 

TrumpBot vs. Bill Gates

TrumpBot vs. Bill Gates

Watch two of the world’s richest men fight to the death: Bill Gates and Donald TrumpBot!

 

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

Britney And Paris Are Lesbians

This week Britney, Paris and Jodie Foster get gay together, Scrooge McDuck is mistaken for Donald Trump and David Blaine is on drugs.

 

Celebrity High: The Great Escape

Celebrity High: The Great Escape

Britney tries to escape the set of Donald's new reality TV show with the help of a clever disguise and a wish… and a dream. Will she make it? Will you care?

 

Donald Trump Beats Rosie

Donald Trump Beats Rosie

Ok, so that was a lie. This is a scene from Rosie's character in the new season of Nip Tuck. However… we doubt that's actual make up. Its' the herpes!

 

LG Comics: Celebrity High

LG Comics: Celebrity High

Donald Trump unveils his new reality TV show and Dakota Fanning just may drop by to say hello. Sources say, no one will care.

 

Japanese Man Perfects Comb Over

Japanese Man Perfects Comb Over

This Japanese man makes Donald Trump's comb over look like amatuer hour.

 

Rosie Goes Out of View

Rosie Goes Out of View

Rosie's leaving The View! It seems the Donald has won!!

 

Trumpwned!

Trumpwned!

Toronto graf artists totally pwned The Donald!

 

Andy Dick Removed from Jimmy Kimmel

Andy Dick Removed from Jimmy Kimmel

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.

 

News: Donald Trump Attacks Rosie O'Donnell

News: Donald Trump Attacks Rosie O'Donnell

The war between Donald Trump and Rosie "Chubs" O'Donnell is heating up. Watch Trump's response to Rosie's childish attack. An LG NEWS exclusive!

 

Christina Nip Slip

Christina Nip Slip

Donald! You little so-and-so! It's not time for Xtina's nips to come out yet!

 

Kid Reads Donald Trump

Kid Reads Donald Trump

Is a little Donald Trump on your kid's reading list this summer?

 

TrumpZilla!

TrumpZilla!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Japanese-talking, toupee-wearing Donald Trump! Oh crap!