This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This rare breed of dog has two mutant genes that lead to freakishly large muscle development. This may or may not foreshadow the downfall of humankind.

This wacky dog is getting angry at his bone, and his own foot! Watch him go! GRRRRRR!

It's actually a prairie dog. And he comes from Japan – of course!

Inexplicably, this dog wants whatever the thinks is at the bottom of this toilet bowl. And the toilet water pays the ultimate price.

Elwood was named the World's Ugliest Dog 2007! He's a 2-year-old Chinese Crested and Chihuahua mix. I think he's the most adorable, ugly thing ever!

This life-like horse sculpture is made entirely out of driftwood! Beautiful, majestic, and safe from becoming dog food!

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

Conan sends Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to the Tonys, where he avoids all jokes about gays and how lame plays are. Just kidding, he's friggin hilarious.

If you squint your eyes just right, he looks just like my grampa. Hi Grampa!!!

Isn't that adorable? Yeah we love doggies too.

Oh no – someone fed Spot some PuppyCrack!

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

That means you, Saddlebags!

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

Ey, mon. Me dog no got de ganja todaay. He too busy cleanin' me kitchen floor like a mop! He de best!

So who's walking who, here?

What happens when you're at the mall with your dog and some lady keeps spraying people's legs with water? Let's find out!!

And here's the Scary Drag Queen's dog!

This cat and dog par become bestest buds in what could easily be argued as the most adorable Looney Toons cartoon ever.