Into a crowd of women.

Not just for athletes.

If only he was smoking, then it'd be perfect.

Love the water.

Into snow.

It's fun to light it on fire and throw it up in the air. Bats, for whatever reason, will dive bomb it!!

Sigh, PETA has sucked all the fun out of the world.

I think the first guy takes a dive to start something with the referee.

This video makes me regret never going in the ocean, the entire time I was in Bali. But, then again, I also was not eaten by a shark!!!

If God was so smart, why did he design male genetalia to be 1) as low as it is and 2) totally unprotected. He gave turtles a hardshell and that animal is just about useless if you ask me. Humans created space shuttles, heavy metal music and Maury Povich. They should be protected, especially the itsty bitsy parts of them that makes babies. Such poor design decisions, God. If Steve Jobs was your boss you'd be totally fired.

Today, as Nancy Pelosi was walking somewhere and being important, a reporter following her totally crashed his balls into something that was not a Femaie Baby Incubator. Here's that video, and some others featuring guys who might not be able to get an erection anymore.

Reporter takes a dive. Woops.

We feel that the Japanese dudes featured in this video actually LOVE being hit in the crotch.

This guy's balls actually flew up through his stomach and out of his mouth, but you can't see it due to YouTube's crappy video quality.

Finally, these guys are true friends.