GAMES
Lindsay Lohan snorted all her cocaine yesterday and she needs your help to make her lose weight.
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7/11/2008
VIDEOS
Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?
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10/22/2007
VIDEOS
Jessica is the world's fattest child – and American. It's bizarre that this news story is done by German television, but it just makes me think of that chocolate-loving foreign exchange student on the Simpsons, and I giggle. P.S., you'll probably recognize her sofa-dance.
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6/27/2007
PHOTOS
George Clooney is looking extra gaunt these days, and that gross tan isn't helping him look better or younger. Just say no to Nicole Richie!!
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6/3/2007
PHOTOS
The STAR is claiming Ellen's gal pal Portia is back on the eating disorder wagon, as she started to get suspiciously skinner again!
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3/9/2007
PHOTOS
Havidol is the first and only treatment for Dysporic Social Attention Consunmption Deficit Anxiety Disorder (DSACDAD). Ask your doctor!
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2/20/2007
PHOTOS
"I will always be known as Cookie Monster, but I will no longer be a cookie monster."
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11/15/2006
NEWS
This week Lindsay Lohan admits that she’s skinny and that she’s done snorting drugs. Yeah, whatever Lindsay!
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1/5/2006
NEWS
Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.
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5/20/2005
PRANKS
Do you have a hard time concentrating? Are you hyperactive? Perhaps you should take our ADHD Test.
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10/10/2003