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Lady Gaga Looks Amazing

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 11 2009, 2:27 PM

 

If by "amazing" you mean "looks sort of like a bangable Doc Brown." Which you probably don't think at all because you're not as disgusting as us.

 
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New Game: Kill The Kardashians

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 2:41 PM

 

Ladies and Gentleman, because we're a bit retarded and love a good throwback to the days when creating games that inflicted imaginary harm upon celebrities were not only frowned upon, BUT ALSO CELEBRATED (!), we have for you: Kill The Kardashians. For those of you who believe that this game is crass, wrong, disgusting and morally reprehensible: you are right. But you're also wrong, because we have no doubt - none in the world! - that you also believe Sponge Bob Square Pants is the reason your child is gay. Or something like that. Now to the offended, get back to work. For those of you who want to waste a little more of your company's time playing a fun game insteading of browsing Craigslist for bodies you can kidnap and keep in your closet, enjoy.

Play the game.

P.S. And yes, we still believe Kim Kardashian is one of the hottest woman in the world.

 

WYR: Milk Moustaches

WYR: Milk Moustaches

These celebrities like to drink milk because drinking baby blood would be too disgusting.

 

Demi Is Disgusting

Demi Is Disgusting

This is Demi Moore and now you don't have a boner for her.

 

Amy Wino's Lice: Emphysema Lungs

Amy Wino's Lice: Emphysema Lungs

Amy Winehouse has emphysema. This is terrible news for the disgusting lice that lives in her beehive.

 

Tiger Poo

Tiger Poo

In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

 

Tara Reid is Less Disgusting in a Bikini

Tara Reid is Less Disgusting in a Bikini

A surprisingly sober Tara Reid is looking less like a bag o' puke these days. Good for her.

 

Britney is Disgusting

Britney is Disgusting

Recent trip to a West Hollywood burger joint part deux: wait, no, Britney's not classy.

 

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

Dick Cheney's Duck Hunt

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

 

Pig Vomit

Pig Vomit

Isn't pig disgusting enough without somebody puking on one?

 

So Wrong

So Wrong

Sure this is hilarious, but it's also disgusting. Disgustingly hilarious.

 

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