Run away from characters. Run away from plot. Here's a recut, more accurate take on the 2012 movie that's coming out.

In theaters 3-14-08. A futuristic action thriller where a team of people work to prevent a disaster threatening the future of the human race.

In theaters 11-9-07. Southland Tales is an ensemble piece set in the futuristic landscape of Los Angeles on July 4, 2008, as it stands on the brink of social, economic and environmental disaster. Boxer Santaros is an action star who's stricken with amnesia. His life intertwines with Krysta Now, an adult film star developing her own reality television project, and Ronald Taverner, a Hermosa Beach police officer who holds the key to a vast conspiracy.

Eva Cavalli, sister of designer Roberto Cavalli, was working the runway when she had a fashion disaster! Good thing you were wearing knickers, Eva!

Paris Hilton showed up at her own birthday party with what looked like foundation clumsily smeared on her face, and sparkle lotion glooped on her chest. Doing your make-up in the limo, Paris?

There are dozens of national and world disasters going on… but there's only one we're concerned with RIGHT NOW.

Spin the reel, pick a letter and try to solve the puzzle. This edition features movies that are both crappy and disastery.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.

Part superhero, part klutz, all disaster. In this episode watch Disastro Boy try and save a cat in a way you’ve never, ever seen before.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!