Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!

Southwest's randomly-generated confirmation code decided to insult this female passenger.

Paulina Rubio is no stranger to showing off her nether regions, but word on the street is that she keeps her Baja Fresh.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Kids are SOOO adorable when they talk about monsters, and say words they shouldn't.

Beeping out cirse words not enough for ya? How about getting rid of any hints of violence? Okay then.

Perez Hilton is the reigning gossip queen on the internet, and our beloved Henry has a few choice words for him.

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

At a conservative political conference, the world's biggest tranny bitch, Ann Coulter, called John Edwards a bundle of sticks. The Fox network doesn't even care.

Word on the street is that Hugh Hefner is planning a proposal to his number-one girl friend, Holly Madison. Go for it, Hef!

Hermione's all grown up! (I feel dirty).

This video reminds me of last summer. That was a sexy, sexy summer. Mmmm… tomatoes.

On Wednesday, January 17th, 2007, Lindsay Dee Lohan entered Wonderland Rehab Center. No word yet on any plans for liver replacement surgery.

When art is combined with the dirty mind of a 5-year-old, amazing things are created.

Word is she might go back to modeling… for Lane Bryant!

I knew Amanda was dirty, but not THIS dirty!

Dancing on tables can be fun and sexy – but if you're a reality TV skank make sure the countertop is wiped off beforehand. (Just a word to the wise.)

Beeping out words is funny. It's even funnier when you do it to un-dirty words! What did Bush just say??

Freakin' dirty pervo Asians... Always taking pictures up my dress!