Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

Maybe I don't want to die... I am just going to call this number here and maybe someone will tell me how important and loved I am… oh… well…never mind.

This tranny was arrested for seducing men and then killing them. If you fell for this, you deserve to die.

Japanese students everywhere passed out when their batteries died and where not replaced in time. Further proving the Japanese are not really human at all.

This fish, known as a Great Swallower, bite off a little more than it could chew. Then, in a moment of pure brilliance, his stomach split open and he died.

If you get every joke in this song you are probably very intelligent although you live alone in a dark apartment.

This funeral ad beckons you to step closer, only to fall to your death. Downside, well death. Upside? Sky rocketing profits in the casket market!

Diana Ross thought that no one would recognize her without makeup. Unfortunately an old woman died of a heart attack when she mistook Mrs. Ross for Death.

Reason number 57 why being an actor sucks: when you for real die everyone laughs and thinks your faking it.

I can has triforce? Die Gannon!

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Live Free or Die Hard? It’s the movie title that’s already a who’d you rather.

The Ben Stiller Show easily predicted the extreme direction the over-the-top comedically action-packed "Die Hard" series might take if left to keep sequel-ing itself. Here's an oldie but a goodie.

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

Funnyman Richard Jeni died Saturday morning in Hollywood, with an apparently self-inficted gunshot wound to the head. Sadness.

Dude I'm totally having a pink Afghan on my casket when I die!

This hot, pants-less 18-year-old model recently died of a heart attack. Seriously, all the sexy skinny chicks are croaking!

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Nice job, scientists, way to kill a "living fossil" because of your sefish greed for information. Jerks.

This used to be Nicole Richie's hero. Then she died.