Care Bears are cute but very annoying. Simply put, it's time for them to die.

Kanye, just let the man die in peace. Jeez.

Are you anything like Barack Obama? Find out now before you die.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!

We heard some famous black died. Is this him?

So for some reason Bret Michaels of Poison was at the Tony Awards. Amazingly, a stage piece fell on him. Sadly, he didn't die.

Kids: Don't try this at home. You will die. This kid didn't die because he's super skinny. Most of you are fat.

Just in time for the Oscars, here’s a look at all of the actors we think died this year.

These quotes came out of the mouths of people who deserve to die because they are ugly.

A Christmas Story, Home Alone and Die Hard are three of the best Christmas movies ever, and now you too can join in the fun by shooting the bad guys from the movies! Yippee-Kayee Mother Funtimes!

Over the years many celebrities have died. In this parody of a famous Jim Carroll song, we make fun of them.

Poor Kelly Ripa. 30 seconds after Regis farted, she turned green and died.

What happens when you're a fat guy and you touch fruit? You almost die!

The day the pigskin died.

Like you, Philip Norris believes that Perez Hilton is an idiot.

Heath Ledger, 28, died today either from a drug overdose or an increasingly insane viral marketing campaign for the upcoming Batman movie.

Here’s LiquidGeneration’s 2007 year in review, where we look back on all the reasons humans should die.

Ike Turner died this week, blah blah blah. However the New York Post had a great tagline for it's piece "honoring" his death.

Malcolm Middleton sings "We're All Going to Die" and brings a holiday anthem to the masses (who are alone and depressed apparently).