Wow. What a dick.

Damn. We are such dicks.

Here's Andy Dick, shortly after he groped a teenager's breasts in the parking lot the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant. He's clearly happy with himself.

How bad do you think Al Roker wanted to say "Show me dick"?

Dick in a box was popular far before the famous SNL skit. Look at this 1980's granny photo. I feel sick.

Huge dicks and wheelbarrows. If you're still looking at this and you're a guy, your gay. Seriously.

Penis rims? Who wouldn’t want their car decorated with dicks?

Someone was having fun with the arrangement of this sectional couch. Now if only they'd made a couch that looks like a womb....

Justin Timerberlake performs "Dick in a Box" live at his concerts! LIVE footage!!

Touch the Donald's daughter one too many times, and you'll get dragged off a late-night talk show.

He certainly is! Har! Har!

What is this, the McDonalds in Alaska?

And Dick still likes to mess around.

Don't be distracted by the funny sign -- there's bears mating on the left!

Andy Dick "releases" in a public men's room. And he looks great in skinny black pants.

The guy standing next to Dick is "Delicious in the Morning!"

Dick Cheney, Aerosmith, Gun-Loving Freaks. You gotta love America.

This week Dick Cheney shoots a man, TomKat almost breaks up, and Kid Rock and Scott Stapp touch magic sticks. Disgusting, weird and newsworthy.

This is why Nick Lachey kicked Jessica Simpson to the curb. It's better to cut your losses when you're ahead. Or a dick.

This year the Dick Clark Robot teamed up with Mountain Dew to wish you a very Happy "Dew" Year.