We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

You use lines from Homer Simpson in every day conversation. But how well do you really know the words of America’s favorite animated dad?

A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.

Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

Where is Michael Phelps' dad? He's in some pool eating small children/midgets.

Now when someone asks what your dad looks like you can say Matt Damon.

And now her Dad is probably an alchoholic.

There are no words to describe this beauty. It's like looking into the sun and hearing the words, "My dad never took me fishing when I was a boy, this will teach him".

This week Britney has ADD, Lindsay Lohan's dad has a noonie, and the writers strike...gold!

In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

In theaters 3-28-08. A young man finds out his long lost father is an assassin. And when his father is murdered, the son is recruited into his father's old organization and trained by a man named Sloan to follow in his dad's footsteps.

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

Jessica Simpson's boobs are always poking around. At this point its like looking at your dads old porn. Yeah its ok when times are tough, but really… yawn.

Attention abusive dads! Child abuse is not funny unless you are a ninja.

Paris wore a diaper over her prison pancake butt in Hawaii. Gross!!

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

She's like a 13-year-old girl who cuts out words and pictures from tampon ads in women's magazines to express her emotions. God she's stupid.

This baby is already an awesome breakdancer, probably 'cause he's got a really cool dad. I want to hire him at my next birthday party.

Exclusive Video! David Hasselhoff's kid films him eating on the floor while warning him about not drinking any more booze that night, lest he lose his job. That's one sad dad.

Did someone say "sitcom"?