You’re Loki, a diminutive devil who can’t stand the underworld. You’ll have to outrun a raging river of lava if you want to escape Satan’s sanctuary. This game is really hot, lol.

"Running With The Devil" was a weak outline of Eddie Van Halen shredding until DLR got his vocal track down.

This is why Tattoos are from the devil.

"3 days my ass, you get back here you sneaky devil! Set your Proton Packs to resurrection!"

Watch your little girls when you watch American Idol – or else Sanjaya will turn them into the devil!

The Silent Years are a Detroit based group who got lost and ended up in Los Angeles. Since they were already here, we figured they should come by the LG Studios and play us some songs. And you know what? That’s exactly what they did! Check out this brooding version of “Devil Got My Woman.”

We always get April showers and death metal albums mixed up. Maybe that’s because we believe in the devil?

This week Britney Spears might be pregnant, President Bush is unpopular with the polls, Scott Stap is a douche bag, and more signs of the Apocalypse.

This baby is going to grow up to worship the devil.

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

Buy your tickets, get your candy, turn off your cellphones and stuff your face full of popping corn. It’s time to play the Movie Poster Game!