It’s the year 3047 and a crazy space ship is flying through deep space at the speed of light. If that doesn’t tell you how much this game’s gonna rock intergalactic ass, nothing will.

Heath Ledger is dead, Jude's acting career is dead, and he just happens to wear green and purple weeks before the premiere? Why so tasteless?

Not only is Deep Purple's classic the first song guitarists learn but it is also the first song Japanese orchestras learn.

In theaters 11-20-07. Patti Petalson (Blair) struggles with the pressure of becoming the next important American writer.

Leaving her Hotel room this week, Madonna was spotted walking out with a Sex Toy. Now we know Guy Ritchie can satisfy neither his wife or film critics.

Taken hours before she went off the deep end and shaved her head, Britney poses with some friends and shows us the dark side of the moon. I would be shocked if she managed to take a photo in which she wasn’t naked.

Not to be confused with some sort of parody of Prince's "Purple Rain," this is just one REALLY repetitive song about racism. But the lyrics are hilarious and the melody is infectious!!!

This guy demonstrates how it's possible to have goldfish living in water below the oil in a deep fryer. Oh those wacky Japanese!!

In Japan, everything is possible. Goldfish living in cool water below the floating oil of a deep-fryer.

The Daily Show goes in deep with their own version of the real REAL Laguna Beach.

Britney shaved her head Friday night! Is she going off the deep end?

Look deep into this dog's butt and see a vision of Jesus. Then puke.

Mister Jim Gaffigan is very funny. You might recognize him for his extreme paleness. Here he shares with us his deep feelings about Hot Pockets

I don't know what these guy are – aside from clay – but they're adorable!

The Daily Show takes a deeper look at the secret danger behind the new energy drink "Cocaine."

Diddy keeps it real -- real deep South-style!