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10 Sexiest Cinematic Bloodsuckers

By: LG Staff
November 17 2009, 9:18 AM

 

In honor of 'New Moon,' we've decided to put together a list that showcases just how sexy vampires can be. Now don't make a mess of yourself.

 

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room

Jon & Kate Plus 8 Interactive Room

Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

 

Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...

Avril Lavigne Wants to Suck...

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

 

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

Jessica Simpson Might Have Gained Some Weight

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

 

10 Reasons for the Recession

10 Reasons for the Recession

The economy is a mess and this video will show you 10 reasons why. I'll give you a clue - "No Credit? No Problem!!!"

 

Man Calls 911 On Subway

Man Calls 911 On Subway

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

 

10 Funniest Dubbed TV Themes

10 Funniest Dubbed TV Themes

Foreign people really know how to mess up a perfectly horrible television theme song, don't they?

 

Lohan's Old Hag Lumps

Lohan's Old Hag Lumps

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

 

You Oughta Know Boobs

You Oughta Know Boobs

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

 

You Don't Mess with the Zohan Trailer

You Don't Mess with the Zohan Trailer

In theaters 6-6-08. A Mossad agent fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

 

Kirstie Alley Flips the Bird

Kirstie Alley Flips the Bird

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

 

Bras are for Losers

Bras are for Losers

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

 
 

Courtney Love = Crazy Mess

Courtney Love = Crazy Mess

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

 

Rose McGowan's Messed Up Face

Rose McGowan's Messed Up Face

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

 

Messing with Sasquatch

Messing with Sasquatch

What happens when Bigfoot is the first guy to fall asleep? Why, you put whip cream on his face, that's what!

 

Britney's Weird Boob

Britney's Weird Boob

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

 

Lisa Loves Dick

Lisa Loves Dick

And Dick still likes to mess around.

 

Buzz Aldrin Punches Somebody

Buzz Aldrin Punches Somebody

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

 

Dude Messes Up The National Anthem

Dude Messes Up The National Anthem

If you don't know the words to a song, don't sing it. It's that simple.

 

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