Now that Jon and Kate are officially getting divorced, we have been invited into their house to mess around with their stuff and find out what secrets lurk in their living room!

...the blood out of you!!! Watch out for her teeth...and her boyfriend from Sum 41. That dude will slap you if you mess with Avril!

It seems like all the weight just goes to her boobs. And her face. And arms. Ass. Legs. Stomach. Jesus H. Christ, this girl's a hot mess.

The economy is a mess and this video will show you 10 reasons why. I'll give you a clue - "No Credit? No Problem!!!"

The audio of a man calling 911 because Subway messed up his sandwich. Where was Jared during all this?

Foreign people really know how to mess up a perfectly horrible television theme song, don't they?

Lindsay should be blamed for Miley's downfall, one look at the wrinkly brown leather mess that is her cleavage and everyone moved on to the next victim.

I want you to know, that my boobs are back...And I'm here to remind you, Of the mess you left when you played with them...You, you, you oughta know.

In theaters 6-6-08. A Mossad agent fakes his death so he can re-emerge in New York City as a hair stylist.

Don’t mess with Kirstie, she is hungry and isn't in the mood for any of your crap! Maybe she was angry the Chinese Restaurant didn't have FETTUCCINE!

Debra Messy showed some side-boob. She hung out with Sean Hayes for 7 years, she should know better.

I say she's drunk.

For some reason I can't find more photos of Courtney at this Oscars after-party. Help! Need more photographic evidence of crazy!

Unfortunately for Rose, it looks like some crappy plastic surgery went afoul! She REALLY ain't got nothing on Dita Von Teese!

What happens when Bigfoot is the first guy to fall asleep? Why, you put whip cream on his face, that's what!

Jesus freakin' Cripes, woman, now even your boobs look messed up? Get it together already, Brit!!

And Dick still likes to mess around.

Don't ever mess with an astronaut. They can kick anybody ass, even if they're 100-years-old.

If you don't know the words to a song, don't sing it. It's that simple.