Go Slinky go! Poetry in motion! It's the music that gets you, perfectly suited to its subject, not grandiose at all. This viewer, however, is partial to the quieter moments when one can make out the faint, steady, tap of each valiant Slinky flip... But seriously, it's kinda impressive. Watch out for the surprise ending... not.

Here's the FAT KID in...FAT KONG, about a fat kid dressed in a kong suit who climbs to the top of a tall building and terrorizes aeroplanes. Be sure to check out our iPhone game FAT KID NINJA now available on the App Store.

Just to teach the parents a lesson the robot should have eaten the little child. How funny would that have been?

Here's the FAT KID NINJA's first vlog. Get his game by going to the iTunes App Store right now and search for FAT KID NINJA. Help him destroy the vegetables!

To blow junk up.

Loves to rock out.

Either a moron or a death wish.

All these stars have, at one time or another, conversed with Xenu or followed L. Rob Hubbard.

Loves to shake hands.

And amazingly simple to orchestrate.

It's happened to all of us.

I would drive that thing to work, to the store...everywhere.

Either the bus driver needs to accept the ticket or the cop needs to stop trying.

Has a lot to say.

Thanks to Google.

Still the most beautiful planet.

He's 7 foot, 8 inches. He doesn't have to jump.

It's nice to see there's always someone crazier than me.

Ever wanted to be a hula hoop?

Sends himself to his room.