A 19 year old art student spent countless hours creating a portrait of Ray Charles with Post-It notes. Ray Charles quipped "I can't see it, because I am blind… and dead"

Maybe she wasn't entirely brain dead when she gave the answer heard 'round the net. Maybe she was just remembering how hot she looked in the bikini.

Congrats to Goldie Hawn who hasn’t aged much in the last few years. However, just to be fair, she looked like s**t beforehand. Can’t get much worse than the walking dead.

Some sort of broadcasters' dinner. Some sort of half-baked idea about rapping. Hip hop is dead.

If you weren't scared of dolls or puppets before, you freakin' will be after watching just this trailer. From the writers and directors of SAW. Badass!

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."

R.I.P. Anna Nicole Smith. February 8th, 2007.

Anna Nicole Smith died in a south Florida hotel, after collapsing in her room at the Hard Rock Hotel in Hollywood, FL. Rest in peace, Crazy Lady.

Dead or Alive rocker-turned-plastic tranny freak Pete Burns is suing the plastic surgeon that destroyed his lips in an attempt to correct the over-done airbags that they'd become.

Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

The O.C. is dead. Liquid Generation tries to make sense of a senseless world.

At the end of the episode "Two Bad Neighbors," Homer meets Gerry Ford and the two have just a little TOO much in common. Ford is dead now.

Classic SNL skit where "Tom Brokaw" tapes possible outcomes if Gerald Ford were to die. I personally like the wild dogs attack.

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

"How to tell if you have gay hands." I always thought my manicure was the dead giveaway.

Anna Nicole makes cash, Spinach makes you sick, and the Paparazzi makes Diaz’s day. Philip Norris has the stories, and he’s hopped up on “Cocaine.”

What if a frozen Jack Dawson came back from the dead and had to live life in the Future!?! Crazy!

These boobs drink lots and lots of Metamucil.

This week somebody kills Santa, Morgan Freeman stops racism, people search for Britney Spears on the internets and Kevin Federline drives a Ferrari. Not much going on.