How adorable. Tara Reid found a man with a stomach almost as disturbing has hers! Flabbiness 4evah!

Paraguayan Olympian Leryn Franco will never date you or Michael Phelps. So just shut it.

Audrina's new boyfriend makes us go W.T.F.

Get ready for the 2008 Beijing Olympics cause they're are going to be the weirdest Olympics to date!

This week we celebrate models who’ve dated celebrities – not to get ahead, but for love!

Basically you shouldn't take drugs on a date unless you're over 40, then a blue pill or two probably won't hurt.

Dating her would probably cost more than keeping a Hummer fueled for the summer, hummers all cost the same, car or otherwise.

With more than 15 million singles, match.com promises you'll find love.

Already widely considered the most authentic baseball game available, MLB® 08 The Show™ is set to provide fans with the most realistic baseball experience to date!

The Spanish Fly loves to give advice. In this edition, the Spanish Fly gives dating advice.

If anything sums up Bud Light drinkers it would be the fact they'd rather breathe fire than date a model, win the lottery, or create world peace.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

In theaters 1-4-08. In this remake of the Japanese horror film "Chakushin Ari", several people start receiving voice-mails from their future selves -- messages which include the date, time, and some of the details of their deaths.

This is bizarre, a wee bit creepy, but kinda incredible. That sloth's a hottie!

The Spanish Fly is back and his approach to getting laid has gotten even lazier. Now he trolling cyber-space to find the wheel chair-bound fattie of his dreams.

We have the perfect dating solution for that geek who's looking for love. Introducing Geek Harmony.

Can you believe this guy is single? I sure can't! I think he's one of the Liquid Generation programmers, actually…

What happens when a dorky white guy takes a chickenhead out on a date? Let's watch and see!!

A beautiful montage of stupid stunts. Watch this with cheese and wine and a hot date!

John Kerry and John Edwards just got married! See some romantic pictures of them when they first started dating and their lust-filled honeymoon.