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Pictures have surfaced that reveal Dick Cheney's completed transformation from the pudgy, mean Danny DeVito penguin to the skinnier, sly Burgess Meredith penguin. Cheney had been in hot water recently amid allegations that he bribed various Nigerian officials. The Nigerian government has announced that it will drop the charges if Halliburton pays a 250 million dollar fine. Put another way, the Nigerian government will drop charges of bribery if someone pays them off. Learning that the charges were dropped is thought to be the reason that Cheney smiled for the first time in a decade. The embattled business man is best known for his tenure as vice president from 2000 to 2008, for shooting a man in the face, and for being the most evil man in the entire world.

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Muppet Danny Boy

Muppet Danny Boy

Irish people sound funny when they sing cause they're always drunk.

 

Kimmel is F-ing Ben Affleck

Kimmel is F-ing Ben Affleck

At least Sarah Silverman is boning someone in Danny Ocean's crew.

 

If Tim Burton were a chick…

If Tim Burton were a chick…

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

 

Bonaduce is Asian

Bonaduce is Asian

Danny Bonaduce showed off his.. Whatever the hell that is, during the weekend. Looks like a shrunken coin purse, how sad.

 

Breaking Fairplay

Breaking Fairplay

"Breaking Bonaduce" star and crown jewel of The Partridge Family, Danny Bonaduce, body slammed Johnny Fairplay for good reason. He's a douche.

 

Bonaduce Punchout!

Bonaduce Punchout!

Danny Bonaduce Knocked out Johnny Fairplay at the FOX Reality TV awards. No one knows what started the brawl, but it was widely accepted that no one cared.