From the hit album "Ret It Be".

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

This week Philip Norris reports on Paris Hilton's brother, Gary Coleman and the writer's strike.

Did you know babies are total idiots and have no idea lemons taste sour?

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

The hair is not distracting from your baby bump, it just makes your whole appearance more disturbing.

Jamie Lynn has taken it upon herself to go on the web and research what it will be like to be pregnant and have a baby. It's gross!

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

A woman gave birth in a train toilet in China and the baby got lodged in the pipe. She later said " I just thought I had to poop"… China…

There's not much else to do in captivity really.

Wanna scare the baby Jesus out of your friends? All you have to do is wipe the frosting off this window to get a very special Christmas present.

Baby spice fell off the stage at their latest concert and now she has a baby boo boo. Get that spice on ice!

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

Aww look a baby puffy fish! Or… Jenna Jameson!

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

This week’s guest is terribly upset that an 8-limbed baby from India is ripping off his style.

Even Al Gore would approve this use of fossil fuels.

Chest Burster baby is adorable. Who doesn't want to just wrap him around your face?