The Sacremento Kings dancers are being "disciplined" for getting drunk and taking sexy pics. And the NBA wonders why no one watches.

This is proof.

Mr. Walken is one of the most quotable actors of our time. He’s also one of the most snazziest dancers.

Hey! Let's watch 10 pole dancers break their neck! Paralysis is hilarious!

The dancers and choreographers associated with Britney's VMA performance are worried they'll never work again. P.S. "Brit's" a ginger!

Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

Britney left rehab this morning! One of her dancers apparently picked her up, less than 24 hours after she checked in.

Britney switched outfits with a stripper one night at the club! She liked the dancer's bikini so much, she wanted to wear it for herself!

This USB desktop pole dancer makes computing sexy again!

You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!

I don't know what the inset crouching shot is for, but I also don't know why anyone would make a size 52 latex outfit like this.

Aquatic dancers are always tryin' to cop a feel.

What do you do when one of your dance parteners has a seizure on stage? Keep on dancing!