Shamu's gonna put a hit on this guy.

Michael Bay said he could use some flames.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

As amazing as this new Elmo toy is, how creepy is the man giggling and dancing behind him?

Hollywood’s favorite sluts have gotten themselves into a heap of trouble again! This time in a dance club! Also, see how Paris Hilton reacts when she tries to become a virgin! The drama!

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.

In 2023 we'll hopefully be celebrating the 25th anniversy of "...Baby One More Time" by performing in flying saucers on Mars.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

Fergie sang Live and let die at the Music something or other. She spent some of the time flying around the stage playing a rocking version of Quidditch.

Rhydian could was ashore any day now and completely destroy pop music as you know it.

Say what you will about the state of music in 2007, there is no doubt that this does not help.

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

Hundreds of average bands with ugly lead singers could be heard collectively saying, "why didn't we think of that?”

This reeks of a badly written stop animation movie. Somewhere Danny Elfman is composing the music for this girls' soundtrack.

Even Al Gore would approve this use of fossil fuels.

In theaters 10-26-07(limited). The true story of Richard Pimentel, a brilliant public speaker with a troubled past, who returns from Vietnam severely hearing-impaired and finds a new purpose in his landmark efforts on the behalf of Americans with disabilities.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?