We're putting that one-legged freak from Dancing with The Stars, Heather Mills, in our infamous Torture Chamber! Will her plastic leg survive!?!

Berries and Cream do weird things to a man.

Al Sharpton is somewhere flipping out while David Duke is dancing. RACISM!

Even Al Gore would approve this use of fossil fuels.

Is Marie Osmond "dancing with an eating disorder" again? Or did all of the bright lights and Tom Bergeron's voice finally become too nauseating?

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

Too many cliches dance around this picture. Lets just say, can you imagine if the heads came alive while you were relaxing one day? Its like Return to Oz!

Michael Jackson, Rick James, Prince, Stevie Wonder, and Rod Stewart impersonators were pulled from Hollywood Blvd. to perform on Jimmy Kimmel.

This is exactly what you need to get over the Chris Crocker hysteria, a well-made dance remix video.

Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

"Little Wings" as performed by Mark Gormley is an audio treat on its own. Add in a mustache, dance moves, and a green screen and well its just art.

Soon we will find some big media conglomerate was behind the genius of Tay all along just like LonelyGirl15 and Marié Digby. We're hoping Larry David is behind it.

To sell Halo3 in the states just give us violence. Korea went with Master Chief punching a dinosaur and dancing on the subway. Way to go Korea!

This is far better than any of the thousand posthumous Tupac releases. Lets hope James left more internet treats in his vault.

Further proof that midgets have more talent than merely dressing up as munchkins and dancing around for that damned Judy Garland.

Look, challenging a guy in a mascot suit to a dance-off is kind of like challenging a cripple. When it turns out he can dance, you will be mocked.

Blockbuster sequels in theaters and on the internet. Keepon takes it to the streets. Spot the guys from Spoon making cameos in this one.

Bearforce1 is a boy band that cuts to the chase. They like boys and they want to dance.

This sexy vixen shows us the value of a well placed morning stretch. And how to hide an entire army of pies under your dunlap.

According to sources on the set of her latest music video, Britney Spears was so emotionally distressed that she demanded all the extras leave the stage while she attempted to pole dance. Let us pray that poor pole was heavily disinfected… scratch that - just burn it.