You know what, if you spend that much time working on your body. You should show it off, every chance you get.

This would be the coolest thing to have witnessed. It also shows how most shark attacks occur in less then three feet of water.

Building things can be cool! Watch Rachel show us how she can make a robot with her bare hands!

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I wish this was a real show. Mostly, because I just want The Wire back on the air.

I don't care if this is fake or not, I love it. Zach Anner should definitely win Oprah's 'Your Own Show' contest.

Zach's oprah deal from Zach Anner on Vimeo.

Rue McClanahan (1934-2010)

I'm not promoting anything, Homeland Security can worry about REAL things, but...tonight, West Hollywood will burn!!! People will take to the streets, move Betty White to an undisclosed safe house, and challenge Death to a duel. It'll kinda be a practice for the Rapture, since the same people will be around for both.

I'm not joking, does anyone have a visual confirmation on Betty White? This is not a drill, much like Highlander (a movie or TV show I've never actually seen), there is only one Golden Girl *sob*

Only three more weeks until I start behaving like an old Greek Orthodox widow.

I'm not the only person who loves 'Lost.' Check out this collection of TV shows that all give a shout-out to 'Lost.'

Why the hell were we born in America? Why couldn't we be born in Japanese, a country that's entirely AWESOME AND CONFUSING AND OBSESSED WITH BOOBS? Really. Things there are just so much more exciting, like this commercial. IS THAT A FREAKING DOG OR A LLAMA? We don't know and we just don't care because whatever it is WE WANT TO CUDDLE WITH IT. Everything the Japanese make -- from game shows to porn -- is the highest of psycheldelic/freakshow-esque perfection. Or simply, they are a sneak peak at what humans will be in the distant future.

You know, we've never been a model before (because we're TOO GOOD-LOOKING), but we just know that if our only job in life was to look pretty and walk, we'd perfect the crap out of that. Really.  How hard is it to walk? Looking pretty you're born with, so that's in the bag. Walking - you do that since birth and to do it professionally should only take a few weeks, tops. That's why we don't understand when a model on a TV show fails miserable NOT ONCE but TWICE during her walk down the runway. She even takes a smack in the head by a swinging pendulum (wtf?). IT JUST MAKES US LOSE HOPE IN THE WORLD, YOU GUYS.

People are taking their defense of Conan O'Brien right to Jay Leno, like this fan right here. Rumor has it that he's also going to make himself a firecrotch just like the ex-Tonight Show host. Sweet!

In other Conan news, make sure you secure tickets for Conan O'Brien's Legally Prohibited From Being Funny On Television Tour.

We showed you a dude that looks a porn at work, now two dudes fighting eachother on tv.  Maybe they did it for the ratings, who cares I'm hoping this trend continues. 

Somebody on the internet said these two were from The Today Show, but we don't bleieve them because they look funny, and by "look funny" we mean they talk weird. Anyway, if you have a morning show you shouldn't be playing with your Wii this hard. It's just awkward.