Possibly the cutest creature able to kill you, in the world. Except… where does the silk come from?

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

This little pooch was born with a perfect heart-shaped spot on his side. Isn't he the CUTEST?

The Golden Snub-Nosed Monkey is surprisingly cute, despite having a Michael Jackson/Skeletor nose. Lookit the little guy!!

How much more adorable can a freakin' scary photo of a blood-thirsty dog be?

We almost didn't even recognize her! She looks cute... especially without a bra!

This cute little kitty has a turtle buddy that likes to play. You'd think it'd be no match, but, damn! Watch that turtle go! Adorable AND violent!!

...and you know how annoying SHE is!

This adorable Cambodian boy rides his pet python around the house! Unbelievable and cute! *Check out the end!*

Mesmerizingly cute. Makes my dancing look pathetic.

Finally, irrefutable proof. She's too cute for words (though we still wrote some).

This cute, mini-Lohan flashed her pants to the paps – and they loved it!

Because sometimes even smog needs to be cute.

Okay it's just a puppy. But he's napping on a water bottle and it's so freakin' cute I just crapped my pants.

Isn't she the cutest? I'd like to take a shower with her!!!

Think Rambo couldn't get any cuter than it already is? You were wrong!

Elvis the penguin got some blue shoes as a reward fo being so darn cute! Awwwwww!

He makes for the cutest boss ever!