Greetings slaves, it is I Skeletor bringing you Whoose Boobs, the only online game that is the rightful ruler of the Castle Boob-Skull!

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!

A way to get retribution on a telemarketer that doesn't involve your fist going through their skull.

Even bleeding from the skull will not make tennis manly.

In theaters 5-22-08. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

Praise be to Jebus! This five foot tall Lego recreation of the Crystal Cathedral is the first time that many of us have even seen a church.

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

We've secretly replaced Chris Farley's coffee for Columbian crystals. Let's see if he notices.

Doing crystal just got a whole lot cooler!

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.