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You're Looking At A Person Dressed As A Dog

By: LG Staff
May 25 2010, 3:14 PM


Here's a dispatch from the Furry Movement. A portrait of a man or lady dressed as a dog...while holding their dog. What's scary about this isn't the fact that the Furry appears to be on crystal meth, what's scary is that somebody allowed this person into their studio to take this photograph. We believe in Limited Government, but when citizens are allowed to dress like freaking morons and these freaking morons are allowed to own dogs and these morons somehow find a way to use the internet and upload these photos, well, we just think there should be a special Waterboarding and Execution Division of the US Government that would punish people who do these sort of things. It's not adorable, dude.  It's just disturbing and sad and we're going to go to our room and cry now. 

You can see more of this disgustingness here.

 
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10 Animal Attacks Caught On Tape

By: LG Staff
January 06 2010, 7:17 AM


It's so adorable when animals attack humans. The way they tear at the flesh and their skulls. So cute.

 

Skeletor's Fantasy Boobs

Skeletor's Fantasy Boobs

Greetings slaves, it is I Skeletor bringing you Whoose Boobs, the only online game that is the rightful ruler of the Castle Boob-Skull!

 

Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

Mischa Barton Is A Fat Girl

Talk about chubbing up. Lay off the Doritos and pick up the crystal meth!

 

Slim Fit Commercial

Slim Fit Commercial

If you're looking to get skinny, try a Slim Suit. And than after that doesn't work, try Crystal Meth!

 

How To Torment a Telemarketer

How To Torment a Telemarketer

A way to get retribution on a telemarketer that doesn't involve your fist going through their skull.

 

Tennis Tantrum

Tennis Tantrum

Even bleeding from the skull will not make tennis manly.

 

Indiana Jones 4 Trailer

Indiana Jones 4 Trailer

In theaters 5-22-08. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

 

A View of Britney's Future?

A View of Britney's Future?

If you were to look into a Britney Spears crystal ball it most likely would show this. Everyone knows Oompa Loompas are more supportive than Lynne Spears.

 

Death is pretty

Death is pretty

This is art at its finest. We are pretty sure that’s a real skull and all those little people are bones in the body. Who knew your stomach held so many Chinese workers?

 

Praise Jebus!

Praise Jebus!

Praise be to Jebus! This five foot tall Lego recreation of the Crystal Cathedral is the first time that many of us have even seen a church.

 

Madame Spears

Madame Spears

Britney's crystal ball may be covered in fried chicken grease, but it still gets the job done!

 

Meth Commercial

Meth Commercial

This inspiring crystal meth commercial was made by the good people at Procter & Gamble for their new line of DIY house-cleaning drugs.

 

Chris Farley Hidden Camera

Chris Farley Hidden Camera

We've secretly replaced Chris Farley's coffee for Columbian crystals. Let's see if he notices.

 

Doing Crystal Meth

Doing Crystal Meth

Doing crystal just got a whole lot cooler!

 

That’s My Eye Not The Ball

That’s My Eye Not The Ball

This is why rugby is also known as "Skull Bowling"

 

Vegas Loves Hooters

Vegas Loves Hooters

This week Hooters Casino opens in Las Vegas, a Full House actress is addicted to crystal meth, and there’s a Superbowl game or something.