Sanjaya finally got kicked off American Idol, and word in Hollywood is that there were cheers heard from the production studio. Here you see him cry like the little b*tch he is. Enjoy.

Only the gayest American Idol in history could make a girl cry. She's actually just a Kinks fan, upset how badly he's butchering the song.

Paris was pulled over on Sunset Blvd Tuesday evening for driving without her headlights. She was also driving on a suspended license – and her car got impounded!

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!

A dead Saddam sings about what the world will be like without him to the tune of Beyonce’s "Irreplaceable." If this doesn’t make you cry over his execution nothing will.

It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

Check out the acoustic awesomeness of Jose Gonzalez. He stopped by our studio and made us cry like little girls.

This Thanksgiving, be thankful for what you don't have -- an obnoxious baby crying during the entire meal.

When Husky Rescue came by the LG Studio we didn't think they'd make us cry with this song. But they did! It is so moving we cried rivers of tears! They're a better Finlandia export than vodka!

Will K-Fed’s alleged cheating be the straw that breaks the crying, pregnant camel’s back?

Everybody cried when this guy accepted his diploma. They cried because they were inspired by him.

Watch Britney Spears cry, talk about her white trash husband, and the fact that she's a horrible mom, all on The Today Show.

We can no longer laugh when we see something like this. We cry rivers of tears.

This guy had a chance to talk to his wrestling heroes and he ends up crying like a little baby.

These movies are filled with peace, love and understanding. They will make you cry and profess your love to an ugly person.