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From The Tubes: Auto-Tune Cute Kids and Kanye

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 12 2009, 1:21 PM

 

Invite a lady friend over, turn off the lights, and get into the mood. Or just listen to this by yourself and cry. Whatevs.

(via The Gregory Brothers)

 
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President Obama Orders LiquidGeneration to Save The Children

By: Slippy Jenkins
November 10 2009, 3:29 PM

 

Excuse the dust around here, and all the little bugs and mispellings you're bound to find on our little corner on the internet. We're going to try something a little different today.

As part of President Obama's push to make more American teens read, he personally reached out to LiquidGeneration* to provide some word-based entertainment for you. Sure, you'll still see our award winning** animations and games, but you'll also see Words. Lots of them, as ordered by the Commander In Chief of the United States of America. So if you don't like it, don't be mad because we'll just ask Obama to bomb you. For the children. Because he wants them to learn how to read, through us.

Thank you for reading,

LiquidGeneration

P.S. - If you see anything you love or hate, we'd like to know about it. Just leave a comment below, or if you really want to make me upset and cry like a little girl, just shoot me a personal email: slippy@liquidgeneration.com.

 

*no he didn't

**Awards, as in the cookies our mothers give us each time we make fun of Lindsay Lohan. They hate her because she's one of those "fast girls." Their words.

 

 

 

Olivia Munn's Buns

Olivia Munn's Buns

Her butt makes us want to cry happy tears just to know something like it exists in this horrible world.

 

Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

Fat Kid In a Skate Bowl

Ugh. We identify too much with this. Too much. We are crying right now. Crying. We hope you, too, can feel his pain if you're not fat. Today, we're all fat kids.

 

Emo Fail

Emo Fail

Don't cry, Emo Boy. You will fail at something else some day.

 

Perez Hilton vs. Beeker

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Perez Hitlon got his ass beat by one of Will.i.Am's (ANNOYING NAME, DUDE!) people at the MuchMusic Awards this past weekend. Later The Mighty Gay One made a video about what happened, which is where this picture came from. It's fun to see this dude cry, right?

 

Dirty Hippies Cry Over Dead Trees

Dirty Hippies Cry Over Dead Trees

Celebrate Earth Day by despising a bunch of hippies who cry over dead trees.

 

No Crying In Baseball

No Crying In Baseball

Baseball movies are usually fun because they involve delicious cracker jacks.

 

Battlestar Galactica Boobs

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Hello and welcome to Whoose Boobs, where nerds come to cry into a bed of boobs now that Battlestar Galactica is finally over.

 

10 Dudes Who Cry Like Girls

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Emo Obama

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Paz Vega Wears A Thong

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We have no idea what Paz has acted in, and we don't really care. She's wearing a thong for crying out loud. That is all you need to know about her.

 

Brooke Hogan Is Hiding In Your Tree

Brooke Hogan Is Hiding In Your Tree

After this photo was taken, the tree started to cry and it ran away.

 

Soulless robots cry too

Soulless robots cry too

The Catholic League doesn't want you to see this cartoon. It doesn't contain enough anti-Semitic remarks.

 

ESPN Gets Chili Pepper'd

ESPN Gets Chili Pepper'd

Looking to "spice" up a boring New Mexico State football game, ESPN sent Rob Stone to try out the world's hottest chili pepper. It makes Rob cry.

 

How to Learn a Child!

How to Learn a Child!

"Trust me, this works every time. Usually they continue to cry for a while, but after about 30 seconds they are fast asleep… for a while."

 

Ellen's One Weakness

Ellen's One Weakness

When she's not dancing like a fool, and rubbing it in that her girlfriend is hotter than yours, apparently Ellen is crying and telling people animals have "feelings".

 

Ironic Street Sign

Ironic Street Sign

Altar boys run crying where these two streets meet.

 

Man Screams Out at Paris Press Conference

Man Screams Out at Paris Press Conference

When the judge's decision to send Paris back to prison is read, an unseen man cries out in obvious agony. Will celebrity justice never be served??

 

Paris Cries in Squad Car

Paris Cries in Squad Car

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