VIDEOS
The Iceman wants to sell you a car from "The Danger Zone". He will do anything to beat Maverick's prices.
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8/15/2007
PHOTOS
Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!
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7/25/2007
ANIMATIONS
Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.
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6/12/2007
GAMES
Are you a Jeff Spicoli from Fast Times, cruising through the school day on a cool buzz? Or are you Saved By The Bell’s Zack Morris, making education more bearable with killer parties. Take this quiz to find out what famous student you’re most like!
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4/18/2007
PHOTOS
Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.
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4/12/2007
PHOTOS
Katie Holmes is reportedly being punished by the "church" of Sciencrappery for not abiding by their alien overlords rules! No, Katie, NOOOOO!
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3/14/2007
VIDEOS
This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*
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10/20/2006
NEWS
The Hunter’s no more, Suri is adored, and Paris is a drunken whore. Philip Norris delivers the stories, but not via a C-Section.
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9/8/2006
NEWS
Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.
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8/25/2006
NEWS
Terrorists go to jail, Robin Williams goes to rehab, and Heather Mills goes fence-hopping. Philip Norris has the stories… and photos of Suri?
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8/11/2006