The Gays are Flaming Mad

The Gays are Flaming Mad

A world-renowned gay bar caught fire this week. In typical fashion, the gays used it as en excuse to party and freak out the squares. Tom Cruise had no comment.

 

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom Cruise is a Dancing Machine

Tom & Katie boogied their butts off at the Beckhams "Welcome to America" party – apparently the chicken dance makes Tom sweat!

 

Famous Babies

Famous Babies

Watch Suri Cruise, Sean Preston Spears, Moses Paltrow and Baby Bradgenlina in this parody of everybody’s favorite Saturday morning cartoon, The Muppet Babies.

 

Motlëy Cruise

Motlëy Cruise

Vince Neil has a cruiseline called "Motley Cruise." I'm guessing it's for aging groupies and the Crüe fans who love them.

 

Mission: Impossible to Work With

Mission: Impossible to Work With

Tom Cruise got fired, Israel is fired up, and Survivor is heating up… with racism! Philip Norris has the stories, unless he embarrasses himself trying to rap.

 

The Great Suri Search

The Great Suri Search

Is Suri Cruise an imaginary baby? Which game system is for racists? Which celebrity roof caught on fire? Philip Norris has the answers!

 

Escape from Scientology Land: Part 2

Escape from Scientology Land: Part 2

Here is Part 2 of our awesome game where you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land. This one’s called, “The Wrath of Tom Cruise.”

 

Tom Cruise Is White

Tom Cruise Is White

Watch Tom Cruise dance like a white man! Weeeeee!

 

What's In a Stupid Name?

What's In a Stupid Name?

What’s with Tom Cruise naming his Scientology baby Suri? How about Gwyneth Paltrow’s baby, Moses? Why do celebrities insist on naming their babies such stupid names?

 

David Spade Talks Suri

David Spade Talks Suri

How did Katie Holmes Cruise give birth to TomKitten? David Spade spills the beans.

 

Oprah Grills Cruise

Oprah Grills Cruise

A video mashup of Tom Cruise being smacked down by Oprah. Oh how we love us some mashups!

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Create Alien Baby

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Goes Mental

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly: Tom Cruise Likes Women. Not!

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.

 

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Stupid Movie Quiz: Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is known for his devotion to Scientology, being crazy, having a baby with Katie Holmes, but did you know he also makes movies? It’s true! That’s why we devoted a whole Stupid Movie Quiz to this quackjob.

 

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