In theaters 4-25-2008. Harold and Kumar 2, follows the cross-country adventures of the pot-smoking duo as they try to outrun authorities who suspect them of being terrorists when they try to sneak a bong on board their flight to Amsterdam.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

Cops need to be cool under pressure but casually crossing the street as a racecar buzzes your ass is beyond the call of duty.

While you were pwning newbs in Halo 3, your grandparents were participating in a cross-country Wii bowling tourney. Retirement never looked so good.

Some zoological geniuses cross-bred a zebra and a horse. Now if they can just get it to mate with a unicorn, I can finally die happy.

Her underwear should just come with camera cross-hairs on the crotch.

Jessica Simpson recently crossed the red carpet in Vegas, where she had to wear weighted shoes to prevent her boobs from lifting the rest of her to the ceiling.

Check out the acoustic awesomeness of Jose Gonzalez. He stopped by our studio and made us cry like little girls.

Now when you cross the border, you’ll have something to declare: inane knowledge of movie trivia!

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