She was asking for it, right? RIGHT, GUYS!?! RIGHT!?! WHO'S WITH ME? *crickets*

There’s a murderer on the loose and he’s killing all of your favorite celebrities! Look at the crime scene photos and try to guess who he killed!

It's not a crime if he's just raping a shoe. Shoes don't have feelings, unless they're Buster Browns.

A cute and furry criminal is accused of a horrible crime.

Spider-Man on Spider-Man crime is so sad.

You’re a fighter. You always have been. But what type of fighter are you? Brought to you by Mass Effect.

Because watching fighters kick things is an enjoyable way to spend your time while drunk.

These boobs have been convicted of crimes – crimes against boobmanity!

In theaters 9-12-08. Two cops (Robert Deniro, Al Pacino) find themselves in pursuit of a serial killer who writes poems about the crime he just committed, leaving them at the scene.

An eyewitness said the crime was committed by a "British Lingerie Glamour Model Whore" and this was the lineup they gave them. She's not hard to find...

In theaters 1-18-08. Set in a separate storyline not related to the "Trailer Park Boys" Television show, but with the same lovable characters. The boys get arrested for robbing an ATM machine and spend 18 months in jail. When the get out, they decide to pull off "The Big Dirty" which is to steal a large amount of coins because they are untraceable and quit their life of crime forever.

In theaters 7-18-08. Batman and James Gordon join forces with Gotham's new District Attorney, Harvey Dent, to take on a psychotic bank robber known as The Joker, whilst other forces plot against them, and Joker's crimes grow more and more deadly.

Some awesome dorks sat around re-creating the Star Wars TIE fighters scene. And now we're making you watch too.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

A Tae Kwon Do fighter gets kick in the head so hard that he falls to the ground, then tries to get up and stumbles around like a drunken jerk! Yay sports!

Oh, the irony!

You've seen other movie mash-ups, now watch everyone's favorite TV show get remixed as a crime drama!

Ol' Stumpy's such a fighter! I hear he's UFC, now!

Looks like Quentin Tarantino was right. Top Gun is really about two gay fighter pilots.

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.