This is an actual mural painted on the side of an elementary school. Nothing says education like cannibalism, and nudity.

The giant sleeping head.

It's one thing to have a thing for older chicks but to be checking out the ass of some sculpture of an elderly Hobbit lady. That is creepy.

The creepy giant woman will win this staring contest nearly every time.

Creepy art made creepier by creepy gallery visitor.

In this week’s pop culture test, we ask you questions about creepy actor Christopher Walken!

This is bizarre, a wee bit creepy, but kinda incredible. That sloth's a hottie!

What would happen if America's Next Top Model did an American Apparel photoshoot with AA's creepy mustachioed founder, Dov Charney? Well someone might DIE.

Britney Spears posed for creepy, child-like topless photos, opting to cover her nips with flowers. Let's hope she took these pics while at Promises!

Britney rants to paparazzi about how much she's harrassed by them. Creepy and loony.

Her creepy dad insisted on being on the set while she filmed a sex scene, and helped "direct" her partner. Ewwwwy!

Exclusive video footage, taken by Howard K. Stern, shows Anna Nicole is creepy clown make-up, and an even creepier sense of being out of her freakin' gourd.

Liver spots? Check. Bags under the eyes? Check. Sagging mouth? Check. Creepy old lady neck? Check. Looks like Goldie Hawn should be CHECKing in at her plastic surgeon!

This is some sort of product for the Nintendo DS. And if an old greasy man tries to give it to you from his creepy van, RUN! RUN AWAY!!!!

We all know strip club patrons are creepy (well, everyone ELSE is creepy) but this guy wins the Creepy Stare Awards.

This is even better than the picture of the naked guy painted to look like Spiderman. Yeah, that guy was creepy.

I don't know what's grosser, that they're cutting her open in front of my eyes, or that she keeps demanding her baby like a junkie demanding heroin. Creepy.

This creepy 80's Scientology commercial features waaaay too many diverse cultures coming together for the sake of.... Scientology?? *shudder*

Who would agree to do this? They're both weirdos, I guess.

Check out George W. Bush giving a message to some old lady. It's creepy like your Uncle.